well I can't set my house on fire every night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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