Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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