my sisters under your porch take her home
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This toilet bowl is my home.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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