Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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