Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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