So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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