I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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