if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
