Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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