you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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