Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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