Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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