garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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