so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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