Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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