Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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