What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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