Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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