Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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