The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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