so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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