ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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