i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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