come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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