Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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