Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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