Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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