i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
