I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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