I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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