Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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