what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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