did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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