it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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