i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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