I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i out mim tonsoeep
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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