stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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