i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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