and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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