Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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