I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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