we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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