it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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