Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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