so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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