is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
