oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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