I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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