these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
