I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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