literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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