he wants to bone in the snuggie
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
