Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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